Professional Poop Analysis

Upload a photo of your magnificent creation and get instant AI-powered Bristol Stool Chart classification, hilarious naming, and genuine health insights. Where science meets toilet humor!

AI-Powered Analysis

Advanced AI technology analyzes your specimen using the Bristol Stool Chart for accurate classification

Health Insights

Get real health insights and diet suggestions based on your digestive patterns

Funny Names

Every specimen gets a dignified, scientifically-humorous name worthy of its magnificence

Entertainment Purposes Only: This tool provides humorous analysis and general health information. Always consult healthcare professionals for serious digestive concerns. We're comedians with computers, not doctors with stethoscopes.

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Understanding the Bristol Stool Chart

Our analysis uses the internationally recognized Bristol Stool Chart, the gold standard for stool classification (now with added dignity and humor).

Bristol Stool Chart

The international standard for stool classification (now with extra humor)

1

Separate Hard Lumps

concerning

Like nuts (hard to pass)

2

Lumpy Sausage

concerning

Sausage-shaped but lumpy

3

Cracked Sausage

normal

Like a sausage but with cracks on surface

4

Smooth Snake

ideal

Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft

5

Soft Blobs

normal

Soft blobs with clear-cut edges

6

Fluffy Pieces

concerning

Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy

7

Watery

concerning

Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid

Educational Content

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