Professional Poop Analysis
Upload a photo of your magnificent creation and get instant AI-powered Bristol Stool Chart classification, hilarious naming, and genuine health insights. Where science meets toilet humor!
AI-Powered Analysis
Advanced AI technology analyzes your specimen using the Bristol Stool Chart for accurate classification
Health Insights
Get real health insights and diet suggestions based on your digestive patterns
Funny Names
Every specimen gets a dignified, scientifically-humorous name worthy of its magnificence
Entertainment Purposes Only: This tool provides humorous analysis and general health information. Always consult healthcare professionals for serious digestive concerns. We're comedians with computers, not doctors with stethoscopes.
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Understanding the Bristol Stool Chart
Our analysis uses the internationally recognized Bristol Stool Chart, the gold standard for stool classification (now with added dignity and humor).
Bristol Stool Chart
The international standard for stool classification (now with extra humor)
Separate Hard Lumps
Like nuts (hard to pass)
Lumpy Sausage
Sausage-shaped but lumpy
Cracked Sausage
Like a sausage but with cracks on surface
Smooth Snake
Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Soft Blobs
Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
Fluffy Pieces
Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy
Watery
Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid
Educational Content
Learn about digestive health, the Bristol Chart, and when to seek medical advice.
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